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U.S. Customers

Grand Phony charges flat shipping rates of $4.00 for orders of $5.00 and below, and $5.00 for all orders over $5.00.


International Customers

Please note that international customers will be liable for VAT and import duty fees if applicable in your country.  Please check with your country's postal service for more information on additional shipping charges.

Shipping to many different countries is challenging and expensive.  Our fees are calculated based on the average our actual shipping costs. We do not profit from shipping charges. Current shipping charges for international customers is:

Order Value  Shipping Cost
$0.00 - $20.00 $18.00
$20.01 - $30.00 $22.00
$30.01 - $45.00 $25.00
$45.01 - $60.00 $28.00
$60.01 - $75.00 $31.00
$75.01 - $90.00 $34.00
$90.01 and up $37.00
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